Damn it was easy. All those knights searching for countless lifetimes. Hitler sending his armies out searching for it. All losers. I found the holy and it was easy. It was my guide book. Really. No one believes me but it’s true. So let the mystery end and world and Dan Brown know. The official Holy Grail aka cup of Christ is in……(drum roll please) in the coastal in city of Valencia in Spain.

Easy eh? I wasn’t even looking for it. I am that good. To be exact its in the church of Migulett. Some Pope gave it a thumbs up. Saying it was the real deal. Who am to say the Pope is a liar? So it must be true. Now unlike the Indiana Jones movie it had gold all over it. Maybe they added some bling after it was used by Christ. You know kinda like that Pimp My Ride. I guess carpenters cup it not all that cool. The funny part was in this smallish room with the cup high blazed in artificial light was in the back a young man playing organ giving the full holy effect. It was quite awe inspiring but ultimately just did not feel like the real deal. I think I am going to catholic hell for diss’n the Pope’s holy grail.

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I suppose that Chris and I now know something that Monty Python and Dan Brown do not. The Holy Grail is alive and well in the cathedral of Valencia Spain built in 1355 (it’s the oldest church I have ever seen!). I saw it with my own eyes. It is actually sanctioned by the Pope, THE Pope in Rome Pope. How come I did not learn this with my 12 years of catholic education? Hmm, maybe I did and I forgot. Shhh don’t tell my Mom. She is already upset I can’t remember all the Holy days. Ok so there it was in this side chapel of this church. It was in it’s own golden sacristine with lights beaming on it and sat on an altar. Around that was all this gothic sculpture and behind that pews and to the left of that a teenager constantly playing church music loudly on this pipe organ. There was a faint smell of incense in the room and I actually felt guilty gawking and trying to take pictures. It was crazy cool. So, now we just need to get the word out so everybody can stop questing after it.

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Categories: Becky Blogs, Spain
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