Damn it was easy. All those knights searching for countless lifetimes. Hitler sending his armies out searching for it. All losers. I found the holy and it was easy. It was my guide book. Really. No one believes me but itâ€™s true. So let the mystery end and world and Dan Brown know. The official Holy Grail aka cup of Christ is inâ€¦â€¦(drum roll please) in the coastal in city of Valencia in Spain.
Easy eh? I wasnâ€™t even looking for it. I am that good. To be exact its in the church of Migulett. Some Pope gave it a thumbs up. Saying it was the real deal. Who am to say the Pope is a liar? So it must be true. Now unlike the Indiana Jones movie it had gold all over it. Maybe they added some bling after it was used by Christ. You know kinda like that Pimp My Ride. I guess carpenters cup it not all that cool. The funny part was in this smallish room with the cup high blazed in artificial light was in the back a young man playing organ giving the full holy effect. It was quite awe inspiring but ultimately just did not feel like the real deal. I think I am going to catholic hell for dissâ€™n the Popeâ€™s holy grail.