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The Kiss – Vienna, Austria

 | October 27, 2006 11:30 am

Today we went to the Belvedere Palace. It used to be a peautiful palace of some one, whose name I have forgotten, long ago. The word belvedere means “beautiful view”, which it of course had. But, the admission was now full priced again. :( Goodbye National Holiday. My friend Karen had suggested this museum for one reason, it has the painting “The Kiss” by Gustav Klimt. But there are other reasons to come here, like other famous works by Klimt, along with some other amazing Austrian artists. If you are not familiar with The Kiss, it is beautiful. It is huge too. The part of the painting at the bottom, with the tiny purple flowers looks partly unfinished and you can see some of the original sketch in pencil. But, it is almost unnoticed once your eyes move upward to the center of attention. Here there is a couple entwined in a passionate kiss. Their clothing gleams with gold leaf and silver paint. It is memorizing. You can feel the emotion. I mean who doesn’t want to be kissed like that.

I enjoyed this museum, not just because of this painting though. I liked it because it was not as crazy as everything that we saw yesterday during the holiday. Sometimes with more time in a building and not feeling as rushed, I can actually step back, or sit down, and enjoy the art. I start to pick up more of the details and can then try to see what the artist was trying to express on the canvas. It is weird but it does happen. Also, sometimes in the smaller museums when you have the audioguide you have more time to listen to them in depth and you are not doing “Power Art” and running around like crazy.

Osterreichischer Nationalfeiertag – Vienna, Austria

 | October 26, 2006 11:23 am

It took us awhile to figure out was going on. We were on our way to the Hofburg Palace, where one of the largest family dynasties of Europe, the Hapsburg’s, ruled the Austrian Empire, pre WWI, when I kept seeing more and more men and women in military dress the closer we got to the palace. Then it kinda exploded and there were hoards of people. By the time we got to the palace grounds, not only were there mass military people, but now tanks, equipment and military demonstrations. There was also an area for the kinder (children) with huge blow up rides. We had no idea what was going on aside from it looked like some big military propaganda fair. There was also an area with “fair food”, which was very different than in the U.S. in that everything was not fried. It looked more healthy, as healthy as fair food can get that is. There were pretzels (Brezels in german), sausages, roasted chestnuts, mustards, corn, roasted (not fried) potato slices, etc. I only saw one cotton candy place and it came in much smaller quantities. Come to find out, what we had ran smack into was a national holiday. It was Osterreichischer Nationalfeiertag! Yeah! Now you say. “What”? And I say, “I didn’t know at the time either”, aside from that it meant that today all the museums that we wanted to go to were over half off. Now you say, “Yeah for you!!!” We later found out that this holiday started on 10/26/55 after WWII. It was when Austria (Osterreich in German) declared neutrality so the Allied forces of WWII and the Russians would finally leave their occupied country. It was made part of the constitution of Austria and part of international law. I am not quite sure what declaring neutrality has to do with demonstrations on tanks and fighter helicopters and shows on water purification and ads to join the Austrian military along with alot of rock bands playing in the background has to do with neutrality, but perhaps one of you could explain that to me. Anyway, I was still OK with the nearly free museums today!

So we tried to take full use of our “discount” and ended up seeing three museums today. First was the National Treasury where the jewels of the Hapsburg’s were stored. It was once again a museum where I got to look at precious stones so big that they don’t look real. Then we were off to the Natural History Museum to mainly see the Venus of Willendorf statue which is this little clay thing that is 25,000 years old and supposedly one of the oldest things hand-made things that exists. It was supposedly a model of fertility and sexy-ness. Judging from all her rolls though, God please don’t ever let me get that “sexy”. Also in this museum were a large collections of rocks and minerals, I.e. quartz, malachite, bauxite, etc. There was also the largest collection of taxidermy’d animals and insects that I have ever seen. And we aren’t talking like little things, there were huge giraffes and hippos and lions. It was very creepy. It started to feel like I was Noah inspecting all the creatures. The weird thing though was that even though they were stuffed, they were all in lifelike poses looking at me. They were also behind glass in a “natural” setting, like they are at the zoo. Freaky man! Last on our museum list was the Kunst Historisches Museum with alot of artwork. We were both so exhausted by the other museums tough that it took a coin toss to convince us that we needed to see it. We went fast, but saw a alot of cool artwork, none of which I can clearly recall at the moment. LOL Oh well, Happy Osterreichischer Nationalfeiertag to us!

Vienna (Wien) , Austria

 | 4:27 am

Vienna the capital of the Austria!    It was great we came in on  the national  holiday of neutrality.  The old school Austrian Empire  was ran by a royal dynasty called the Hapsburg’s.  They were on I love pretzels dont you?the losing side of World War I in 1918 and had their Empire cut up into much smaller pieces  until it became the current size.  Then we, the (winners), forced them to become forever neutral.   The Austrians celebrate their forced neutrality because  it marked the day the  Russians finally left their country and no longer occupied it.   The best part there was a huge fair with music and tanks and all of the museums were half off.  Whoo hoo!    Plus, I had a pretzel, and I love giant pretzels!  It was like the giant pretzels for Oktoberfest in Muchen.  Yummy!

In all of my art history books from high school to college, the very first picture of art was 25 thousand (yes 25,000) years old, give or take a 1000 years.  Each year I would remember seeing this piece in my school books.  It was a primitive sculpture of a woman called the “Venus of Willendorf”.  Imagine how old that is.   I mean Egypt was not even hitting the good times until 3000 B.C.   That is one old sexy bitch!   The experts are not quite sure what she was for.   Some say that she has no face because of the hair style, while other say she could have been a faceless  fertility symbol.  Having all that fat makes for good babies.   I am sure that it was not easy gaining all that weight while doing the hunting and gathering thing.   No McD’s around.   A healthy child bearing woman may have been a plump woman.   So being voluptuous was dead sexy back then. 

Venus of Willendorf  tap that ass!!

 

 The next day we saw one of my favorite artists Gustav Klimt.  His golden works are amazing and I loved his most famous painting “The Kiss”.   It’s golden delicious.  The paint was so beautiful and yummy looking like you could eat it.  Klimt actually painted gold leaf on to the canvas to give it that shiny golden colour.  His use of colorful patters in the flowers, background and especially the robes is exquisite.  Note how the man’s robe is made of more powerful rectangles in comparison to the woman’s softer circular patterns.

That sums up 2 days in Vienna!